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Table 2: Touchy Technology Aspects
- Really, who thought it was a good idea to label this thing in Esperanto?
- It has multiple settings; too bad there's no labels...
- It's alien. If your fingers won't work the buttons, try your tongue
- It's like a distruptor, but it HEALS
- Too bad we don't have an owner's manual
- I got it off a guy who got it off a guy
- Does it always vibrate and screech like that?
- It just needs you to complete the circuit
- This is top-of-the-line technology...too bad it's 200 years out of date
- It's twice as effective when its malfunctioning
- What is that needle in the grip for?
- I already pushed that button - I think
- Somebody's gonna pay top dollar for this
- Just the tool for the job... if you can get it to work
- It would fit right in my hand... if my hand were three times larger
- Alien technology is so sexy
- Using it is straightforward... at least 50% of the time
- It has too many buttons and dials to be a weapon, right?
- There are no buttons or dials on this thing at all
- I can use it as a shield if worse comes to worst
- I can use it as a club is worse comes to worst
- This is the souped-up version
- It needs a remote
- It is a remote
- Incompatible with our systems
- Disconcertingly adaptable to our systems
- I think its been rooted
- It's phoning home
- Have you noticed that when this thing turns on, other things turn off?
- This might save us, yet!
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